That kale bitch's carrd

hiii and welcome to my carrd! plz make sure to read before following!!

Kale(igh) 🥬

i hope you're having a really great day and make sure to drink water and stay healthy!!!! 💕

pfp made using picrew by @nudekay on twt

created using picrew by @nudekay

she/her

Before you follow

  • i typically follow back, so if i don't lmk

  • i will sometimes tweet slight nsfw without tags, nothing too explicit

  • I also tweet caps & swears without tagging

  • I am 21, so I may discuss more "adult" things sometimes

  • I don't care about private quote retweets but I am nosy so I want to see them lol

  • feel free to dm me if you need someone to report an account or if I follow someone bad

music artists & Celebs

  • Taylor Swift

  • olivia rodrigo

  • conan gray

  • phoebe bridgers

  • one direction

  • harry styles

  • glass animals

  • Tom Holland

  • Zendaya

  • bo burnham

Books

  • Mostly fantasy & romance

  • YA & new adult

  • My favorite book is almost always the last one I read, currently These violent delights by Chloe gong is a top contender though

  • Check my pinned for all my fav books & recs!

YouTubers/Streamers

  • Danny gonzalez

  • drew gooden

  • kurtis conner

  • jarvis johnson

  • Karl Jacobs

  • Sapnap

  • lilsimsie

  • basic dni criteria: racist, homophobic, etc.

  • if you are under 16, I'm 21 so I don't really want to interact with people 5+ years younger than me

FUN facts

  • My real name is Kaleigh, but i abbreviate it to kale bc it's funny

  • Gemini sun, Scorpio moon, libra rising

  • Junior in university & English & Sociology major

  • fav shows are the umbrella academy and the good place

  • vegetarian for 8+ years

  • bi & ace spec

  • i have a severe caffeine addiction (oat milk vanilla lattes & dirty Chais for the win)

  • cats>>>> i have 5 so hmu for cat pics lol

  • my fav hobbies include reading, baking, and traveling

  • 5'3

  • 21 and still can't drive... whoops

hi lol <3